My Kung Fu is Strong

Yes, my Kung Fu is strong. I play indoor soccer on Saturdays... I play in net. There is no "friendly fire" in indoor.... they take the ball to point blank and BAM!!! unload as hard as they can. Unfortunately for them there is the small issue of the WORLD'S GREATEST SOCCER GOALIE in the history of the world standing (or diving) in the way. I have to give credit where it is due... my team is very stingy - and that bodes well for me. In a sport where 5 to 8 goals can easily be scored in a single game... having a 0.33 goals against average seems pretty good. Now that I have jinxed myself... I'll prepare for the opening of the floodgates this Saturday. Who rocks? I do.

I'm Smarter Than You.... Really

I just thought of something.... I'm smarter than you. Do you know my favourite colour? Do you know my favourite band? Do you know how I get my hair so stylish? I suspect you had to answer "no" to at least some if not all of the above.... therefore I am smarter than you. Don't feel bad... you are in good company, for instance neither Angelina Jolie nor Brad Pitt know my favourite band. Albert Einstein, although considered a genius by some, probably can't tell me what I'm goimg to be having for lunch today - idiot.

Dog Poop Woes

On my nightly trek around the neighbourhood I am often amazed at how much dog poop is left un-gathered (or un-eaten). I am considering a neighbourhood watch to catch these poop leavers in the act - possibly posting their pictures on lampposts. Maybe a healthy dose of embarassment will save the treds of my shoes from becoming fecal labyrinths.