My Kung Fu is Strong

Yes, my Kung Fu is strong. I play indoor soccer on Saturdays... I play in net. There is no "friendly fire" in indoor.... they take the ball to point blank and BAM!!! unload as hard as they can. Unfortunately for them there is the small issue of the WORLD'S GREATEST SOCCER GOALIE in the history of the world standing (or diving) in the way. I have to give credit where it is due... my team is very stingy - and that bodes well for me. In a sport where 5 to 8 goals can easily be scored in a single game... having a 0.33 goals against average seems pretty good. Now that I have jinxed myself... I'll prepare for the opening of the floodgates this Saturday. Who rocks? I do.