Random Thoughts by TT

1. There is hard core and soft core... is there just "core"? What does it look like? Natalie Portman?
   
2. I have a bottle of Laker Premium Lager in front of me... it says "Made with All Natural Spring Water"... is there "un"natural spring water? Why would I care? I eat Oreos... and there ain't a damn thing natural about that... why all of a sudden would I be "concerned" about the origins of my alcoholic beverage? At a "Buck a Beer" it's cheaper than Evian... maybe Laker should have sold bottles ot the "All Natural Spring Water" instead... the margins would be better.
   
3. On the topic of booze - what's up with "PROOF". Proof of what? do they think by doubling the alcohol content percentage and calling it "proof" they are somehow making the drink seem more dangerous or more potent? Hmmm what would I rather have... a bottle of Crown that is a mere 40% or a bottle that is EIGHTY PROOF!!! I think the answer is obvious.
4. Scientology? why bother hatching a new religion... especially now? Bottom line... all religions were created to influence other people's behaviour - mostly for the better... so I won't knock them for that. They all have some kind of Santa/boogey man that reward you if you are good and kick your ass if you are bad (either by sending you to hell, or by giving you bad karma). Religion was created to control the masses... but like Star Trek... there are people that take it waaaay too far. Then nations were born and governments used armys and police to keep the peace... then came the laws and jails. Thou Shalt Not Kill - you'll go to hell... AND you'll go to jail. Thou Shalt Not Steal - you'll go to hell... AND you'll go to jail. Hmmm seems like the Department of Redundancy Department had a hand in this.... so something has to go. But which one? Discuss.
   
5. Next, we'll meet a girl from Wisconsin, she's hiding a banana - we'll find out where... stay tuned.
   

TT



*This post will be updated periodically or as I am so inspired.